2D vs 3D
|
2D |
3D |
Cost |
Electricity Cost |
75%+ Wages |
Food |
Eats with you and needs little to no nourishment |
Asleep when you get home and steals all your food |
Holidays |
Will always be with you |
Forces you to go see the parents |
Memory |
Can freely save, load, or even add more memory |
Can only remember negative traits of you |
Warmth |
Depends on monitor |
Depends on mood |
Soothing |
Will comfort you |
Bitches until you comfort her |
Appearance |
Beautiful, never affected by time or setting |
Depends on makeup, and will probably get worse with time |
Virginity |
Depends on preference |
It's 2013 bro, no (just no) |
Disaster |
Survives nearly any disaster and will stick through it with you |
Very fragile and can take financial/ mental damage |
Income |
Doesn't give a shit how much you make |
Bitches "you should get a better job" the moment she needs to budget |
Sex |
As often as you like; whenever you like; wherever you like |
Only when she is in the 'mood' whatever the **** that means |
Pregnancy |
Not Possible |
Good luck with fatherhood or child support for 18 years. |
Duraction |
Depends on preference |
'Til Death or Divorce (ggnore) |
2D Is Simply Better;
Prove Me Wrong