If I wanted to be president, would you elect me? :D
False promises:
1) An asian woman in every lap! If you a girl, you too!
2) World peace!
3) Everyone gets donors :D Except Warren. -.-
4) Alcohol and other substances would readily be available on a daily basis :3
5) Sun never goes down, unless it's a romantic moment er sumfin.
6) Pay me 1,000 dollas and I'll upgrade you CPU 4 FREEE!!!!FREE.
7) I'm not Wowus.
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