Search Engine Rap Battle *
MSN vs Yahoo! vs Google!
http://searchenginerapbattle.com/
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Yahoo! wins!
MSN:
You aint intellectual, I own all the property
your whole board walks, while I win at this monopoly
I serve the world. you should ask ya momma
cuz Bill Gates might have been your real founding father
I'm blowin up, without the VC,
Remember it was me who invented the PC
Your just an upstart - you think you got smarts?
But I'm the V12, you're just the spare parts
Check out the stash - the dirty leg-chaps,
You'd think he would be cleaner, with all that Ajax
Your styles innappropriate, sites even more so
Yahoo Hot Jobs sounds like a porno
Yahoo:
Your users got questions - Yahoo's got answers
You look like a blue-man group back-up dancer
You can't fly, your design is so heavy,
The only hotmail you got is when Ballmer gets sweaty
Youre so old and slow, youre behind the times
Your stock hasnt gone up since 99
You must wanna get hurt, huh M-S-N?
Your name's an acronym, for S-N-M
Are you MSN search? Or MSN Live?
It takes more than changing your name to survive
I'm the best in the West, get it straight, ya see
40 billion couldnt buy you a date with me
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Google wins!
Google:
Your new system hasnt gotten many users
They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers
Step to me - Ill wrestle you blue
My dyslexic fans, they call me "El Goog"
Well connected - i got crazy links
S-E-O just means what google thinks
Smart people, they wanna work for me
That's why I jack you for your employees
Gmails got females - on fire like foxes
i'm six gigs deep, up in their inboxes
Search market share: 4% you
68 me. this battle rap is through
MSN:
You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks
He bought Youtube, the search still sucks
Your icon's a joke - it's just a doodle
Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle
Youre net apps - they're slow- they dont work,
nobody uses them, they go for the search
I own your platform, I own IE,
I own all degrees of the game, 3-60
You steal my people? heres the stor-y
I buy Facebook and jack your employees
You might have users, but they'll soon be leavin ya
cuz your search results say search Wikipedia
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Google wins!
Yahoo:
His skin is so pale, he's already fatigued
The only sports you play are in my fantasy league
Look at this guy, hes so white that its scary
This guy is whiter than Sergei and Larry
I heard your new motto for saving the world
You do no evil, if evil's a girl
My design is the biggest, yours is much smaller
That rainbow is fruity, like your free Odwalla
Uh, and who's countin too?
You asked Jeeves for a brokeback mountain view
You haven't changed your style since 1992
You cant get my name out your head, Ya-hoo!
Google:
Who is this guy? is he still alive folks?
I thought he died with Alta Vista and Lycos
Im smarter than you, and you know it, its sad
Thats why you pay me to serve all your ads
You got no game, youre old like Atari,
I tried to load his homepage - it broke on Safari
Tell me cowboy, do you feel lucky?
Im the good, hes the bad, youre just the ugly
Trying too hard, your design is insane
This guy has an exclamation point in his name!
You wanna test my manhood? you'll see my stock rise
Lets both lift our hoods and compare index size
Google pwns!! =) owned!
