http://puu.sh/lAu15/64d1aaad45.png
Ran as admin, ran in compatibility mode for XP/W7, followed all the steps from the FAQ.
Didn't find any topic related to this issue, good luck seeing as this is something one of a kind.
DXDIAG as follows:
http://puu.sh/lAu4E/c699aa3661.png