Debate of the century

Scholars and scientists since Arthur A. Aardvaark back in 1804 wondered this same question, now, we seek definitive answers. But a final verdict on the most pressing of issues can not be solved by futile methods like science, religion, or dare I say it, evidence (yuk). But by debate. After all, people might doubt the validity of your arguments, but they shall never doubt the volume at which you say it.

So, the almighty question,

Which is more buoyant, Watermelons or Walrus?

Easily that is a watermelon, for it has water right in it.

And yet you are incorrect sir! The walrus must be more bouyant, nature placed the creature in a fairly aquatic biome, if it were not capable of floating, it would never survive without gils!

Nay! Both of you are ignorant fools! Neither the yummy delicious fruit or the giant bag of fat float well in water!

Bah, can not a watermelon be equipped with a scuba tank?

Could not a walrus as well?!

is this about the century soup on toriko ?

Nay woman it is about the burning argument which resides in all men's souls!

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Originally Posted by Karuik

And yet you are incorrect sir! The walrus must be more bouyant, nature placed the creature in a fairly aquatic biome, if it were not capable of floating, it would never survive without gils!

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Originally Posted by Gravecoast

Nay! Both of you are ignorant fools! Neither the yummy delicious fruit or the giant bag of fat float well in water!

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Originally Posted by Matthevv

Bah, can not a watermelon be equipped with a scuba tank?

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Originally Posted by Karuik

Could not a walrus as well?!

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Originally Posted by Matthevv

Scholars and scientists since Arthur A. Aardvaark back in 1804 wondered this same question, now, we seek definitive answers. But a final verdict on the most pressing of issues can not be solved by futile methods like science, religion, or dare I say it, evidence (yuk). But by debate. After all, people might doubt the validity of your arguments, but they shall never doubt the volume at which you say it.

So, the almighty question,

Which is more buoyant, Watermelons or Walrus?

Easily that is a watermelon, for it has water right in it.

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this thread doesnt make any sence. also these people i quoted have a very low post count or only posted in this thread so i think its the same person and he/she is trolling.

good day sir

Too lazy to read all.

Easily a walrus, look how fatty fatty that thing is. It is like an elephant of the sea, elephants can float good and the sea is salty so it makes it even better for them to float because it makes it denser. A water melon is dense inside with hardly any air, hardly any air, so it float less than fatty walruses would. I once saw a fat ass mother****** drop into a stream and I thought he was drowning but he floated off on his back thats what a walrus could do. even if watermelons contain a lot of water, fat contains a lot of air which is much much much much less denser than water. Retardos.

Preposterous! Everyone in the scientific community knows walruses only float on inclination, whilst their watermelon counterpart must rely on the fact that they are only fruit and cannot process the information of such a notion, let alone execute it! Besides, the gamma ray levels radiating from within a watermelon do far exceed that of a walrus' in a closed testing environment. Putting that latter statement aside, a walrus is in fact not hollow. Again, I say preposterous!

Good day and many more to come, mentlegen.

Truly, a man of science! Clearly it is understood that a walrus must CHOOSE to float, and must do so by action, thus it is not AS buoyant as a Watermelon. The very fact that the Walrus can sink should be evidence enough.

(And do the duder attempting to shut us down, no it's not one person, It's a whole bunch of CJF people and we joined like two days ago, and in case it's lost, this is intended to be an argument for fun, logic games are win)

no walrus knows how 2 swim

This thread is very interesting jee

u have me atention

i like walrus


watermelon not flote becus i eat it

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Originally Posted by Pickachuuuu

this thread doesnt make any sence. also these people i quoted have a very low post count or only posted in this thread so i think its the same person and he/she is trolling.

good day sir

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Nay sir! They are bots, sent by Tarzan, ruler of the animal kingdom!

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Originally Posted by Akiro

Too lazy to read all.

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indeed
im lazy too