Pick-up line Evento

Hello Freestylers!
So as what the title says, show your most cheesy, most smooth af pick-up lines to whomever you want within the community. In about 3 days, 3 people who'll get the most votes/likes as the cheesiest and smooth af, will win coins.


First Place - 50 c
Second Place - 20 c
and
Third Place - 15 c

Rules
1 post per person only
(but you can post 3 pick up line in 1 post.)

Do not edit your post ok?
That means before you post your pick-up line you have to be sure about it.

Format
The pickup line:
IGN:



Good luck, have fun and May the cheesiest, smoothest pick-up line win!


PS: for questions, you can pm me directly.

IGN : Mhmd_Y

The pick-up line;

Me - How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl - Don't know
Me - Enough to break the ice.

Grab some ice cubes, approach a girl and throw them at the ground. "Now that the ice is broken, how about i buy you a drink"


IGN - Notorious

Me: Gurl, are you a single mom?
Gurl: No
Me: Would you like to be?

IGN: oculus

excuse my grammar i dont feel like to be formal most of the time

im an astronaut and my next mission is to explore your an0s

are you wi-fi cuz i can feel a conection :o.o

are you a keyboard cuz you sure are my type

there is fron-view, side-view and loview

are you arab cuz you sure are the bomb :o.o (im arab myself no racism in that, we all should learn how to laugh at ourselves sometimes and those stereotype(s))

my friend call me ahmed, but you can call me tonight

give me your hand ill show you your future, here is my number on your hand, now there's your future :o.o

are you from japan? cuz i wanna get into japanties

im a superhero, know what type of of a man am i? yourman

hey girl, tied your shoes just so you dont fall for anybody else

you may fall from a tree or fall from a mountain but the best way to fall is in love with me

are you a pokemon? because i'd love to throw my balls at you

on a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9 and im the 1 you need Kappa

IGN: Xan

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

Are you jewish because you is-rae-li hot :o.o


Me: How do you spell me

hut gurl : m-e

Me: you forgot the d ...

hut gurl : theres no d in me? :?

Me: not yet :o.o

The pickup line: how do u like your eggs in the morning?
fertilized?
IGN: ^9mist^G

you *****s got no game lemme show you how you do this.

The pickup line: bitch u the formula and im plankton, i need u.
IGN: Skull/

The pickup line: 1. My **** just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

The pickup line: 2. I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

The pickup line: 3. Can I have the secret code to get in telephonically through to you which means it will be yo beautiful ass number.
^This one has a 100% conversion rate. http://i.imgur.com/SCHRPNU.png https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTFZyl7hfBw

IGN: ^1M^Aak^2ar^3o^4v

Alright bitches, stand back. I'ma show you how to REALLY do this.

Yo U like gunz?

Girl: Yeah!

Are you lauren?

Girl: No? Who's Lauren?

Date me??? Plissssss?

And close that deal ~

Smooth af.

P.S. I know I already won this thread but yo, I don't need your coins. Date me instead? Maybe? Plissss?

Pick Up Line;

Me:your sexy girl

hut gurl :why do you want to know

Me: Because i need a girlfriend

hut gurl : I Dont think so... :?

Me: Aight Thanks

IGN:IamCutekoel

The pickup line: I love looking at the MENU , coz it's ME N U. :3
IGN: MizPhunKGirl

The pickup line: Are from Ireland? Cus my penis be Dublin
IGN: Change

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Sonji

The pickup line: Are from Ireland? Cus my penis be Dublin
IGN: Change

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would work on me

The Pickup Line: Are you a gunz player? Cause I'm about to no scope you.
IGN: Afro

Pick Up Line:
Gurl: Do you like Corix for that he make you 1st in his event?
Me: yes I rly like him.
IGN:^8Mol^Aten^7Lava

she: opeth join the call
me: why?
she: i want to hear your sexy voice
me: no ty
he: surprise im gay
me: transgender ...!


still not sure if a she or he............

IGN: i^4love^5shino^A

http://puu.sh/k5J5Q/8b507ac574.jpg

OT: Are you from the Caribbean? Cause Jamaican me addicted to you. Kappa

Her: Hi pro how are you!!?
Me:Bye
and ask myself why i dont have girlfreind :(

ayy mamiii ya boy tryna holla

ign - kyo

legendary pick up line..

whats brown and sticky
a stick

ign: sweetness

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Opeth

she: opeth join the call
me: why?
she: i want to hear your sexy voice
me: no ty
he: surprise im gay
me: transgender ...!


still not sure if a she or he............

IGN: i^4love^5shino^A

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I Lol'ing so hard I can't breathe! HAHA!

I was in a rank 1 clan in gunz
girl:*moans*

ign: Corpse

u know me baby~
girl:what does tht mean?
:;)
:ign vyseus

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?


ign: Moriarty

#1Boy:How much will you pay for a drink?
Girl: How much?
Boy: 1.20$

#2 Boy: Do you have any idea how my dog died?
Girl: No, Why?
Boy: Neither do I.

#3 Boy: Do you know the answer to the mathematical question 26 x 54?
Girl: No, Why?
Boy: Neither do I.

IGN: Mizore_Chan

So is this event still a thing '-'?

If not can we be a thing?

#VoteForSonji

no one wins?

Boy: You're like the 21 letters of the alfabet!

Girl: Alfabet has 26 letters..

Boy: I'm sorry, how could I forget the U R A Q T :o!

IGN: Empire

Are you from tenasse cus ur the only 10 i see
IGN: Amers

IGN: Deadly

Pick up line - Do you have galactic insurence ? cuz I'm about to destroy Ur**** [ur ****]

I think im pretty late hare but w/e :P