Alright, people.
I'm posting this because every single time I log on, atleast 10 ****ing people ask the same question:
"Jordan! IS THAT YOU AMG?"
Or something similar to that.
Q: Aren't you Jordan?
A: No.
Q: Wasn't Jordan Ithyphallic?
A: Sort of.
Q: Omfg why'd u copy Jordans name?
A: I didn't copy it. Keep reading and you might learn something.
Q: Hi, Pulse. I'm smart so I know that you're the real Ithyphallic.
A: Aww thanks, you're swell.
STORY:
First off, a LONG time ago in fGunZ before a lot of you were here, 4 of us (ElizabethVII, Pulse, Rui_Kenshin, and Kraise) all thought HEY! LET'S MAKE A CLAN (Gravity) AND TWIN! So what did I do? I came up with the GREATEST NAME EVER (Making me the Original):
Ithyphallic.
Ever since then, I've had randoms copy me, ask me who I was, etc.
More currently, Jordan, AKA PuffyJoe, asked me if he could use the name Ithyphallic. Being the kind soul that I am, I let him in on it.
I'm posting this to say something simple:
I'M NOT ****ING JORDAN. DON'T ASK ME IF I'M JORDAN. I AM THE ORIGINAL ITHYPHALLIC AND I DIDN'T COPY ANYBODY.
Also, Jordan and I are the same level of skill -_-. In a lot of the replays, it would be lopsided either 18-2 my favor or 18-2 his favor, or like 11-9 / 10-10. We're 17-28 ping to each other.
