Debate of the century

[Matthevv]

Scholars and scientists since Arthur A. Aardvaark back in 1804 wondered this same question, now, we seek definitive answers. But a final verdict on the most pressing of issues can not be solved by futile methods like science, religion, or dare I say it, evidence (yuk). But by debate. After all, people might doubt the validity of your arguments, but they shall never doubt the volume at which you say it.

So, the almighty question,

Which is more buoyant, Watermelons or Walrus?

Easily that is a watermelon, for it has water right in it.

[Karuik]

And yet you are incorrect sir! The walrus must be more bouyant, nature placed the creature in a fairly aquatic biome, if it were not capable of floating, it would never survive without gils!

[Gravecoast]

Nay! Both of you are ignorant fools! Neither the yummy delicious fruit or the giant bag of fat float well in water!

[Matthevv]

Bah, can not a watermelon be equipped with a scuba tank?

[Karuik]

Could not a walrus as well?!

[Megpoid]

is this about the century soup on toriko ?

[Matthevv]

Nay woman it is about the burning argument which resides in all men's souls!

[Vickachu]

And yet you are incorrect sir! The walrus must be more bouyant, nature placed the creature in a fairly aquatic biome, if it were not capable of floating, it would never survive without gils!

Nay! Both of you are ignorant fools! Neither the yummy delicious fruit or the giant bag of fat float well in water!

Bah, can not a watermelon be equipped with a scuba tank?

Could not a walrus as well?!

Scholars and scientists since Arthur A. Aardvaark back in 1804 wondered this same question, now, we seek definitive answers. But a final verdict on the most pressing of issues can not be solved by futile methods like science, religion, or dare I say it, evidence (yuk). But by debate. After all, people might doubt the validity of your arguments, but they shall never doubt the volume at which you say it.

So, the almighty question,

Which is more buoyant, Watermelons or Walrus?

Easily that is a watermelon, for it has water right in it.

this thread doesnt make any sence. also these people i quoted have a very low post count or only posted in this thread so i think its the same person and he/she is trolling.

good day sir

[Ayumi]

this thread doesnt make any sence. also these people i quoted have a very low post count or only posted in this thread so i think its the same person and he/she is trolling.

good day sir

Nay sir! They are bots, sent by Tarzan, ruler of the animal kingdom!

[Genetic]

Too lazy to read all.