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OT: You call yourselves GMs and FMs yet you do the opposite of what you're supposed to do. Instead of understanding each one's reason and be calm about it you just create a nonsensical thread requesting for an apology from someone who did his job by trying to calm you down as a staff in this server. You didn't follow what he said, and in return, he banned you for a day. Come to think of it, the person who made this thread should be the one apologizing to the person who did his job.