Ultimate showdown

[Avatus Ifrit]

Pirate

Ninja

Zombie

Cowboy

which one would prevail in an ultimate showdown?
pick one, state why ._. thinking out of the box is encouraged, stupidity is on the other hand not tolerated.

Good answer:
Ninja, because they're stealthy and are insane crazy with then ninja stars and shit

Bad Answer:
Cowboy, because they're awesome.

ready...set...GO

[Steff]

Zombie because

[Linda]

I'm thinking ninjas because, being able to attack from longe range and up range will lead it to victory, the ability to hide and camouflage easily will bring it to an advantage to decapitating the zombies cutting off the legs of the horse the cowboy is riding on, throwing ninja shuriken at pirates with guns and swords will just make it op obv dat swiftness = dashing = win

[StephanM]

Pirates cause:

• Ninja's are emo's
• Zombies look hideous
• Awesome ships
• The weaponry (cannons for example)
• The looks (beard, clothing etc.)
• Tons of great movies made about pirates
• Most expensive porn movie is called 'Pirates'
• Monkey Island
• Alestorm
• RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
• Gangplank
• Talk like a pirate day
• Pieces of eight
• The pirate folk tale
• Dutch were brutal pirates
• Pirates are good with the ladies
• Redbeard, Blackbeard and so on are famous pirates
• Pirates rape and pillage
• Pirate wenches
• Jolly roger
• Epic names
• One piece
• Muppet treasure island!
• Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate........!

[Havon]

Zombies.









Cuz They Own Everything

[Ollypayy]

Cowboy


cuz yolo

[Joobie]

Ninja cus

- Stealth and deadly
- Zombies are smelly
- Pirates are loud and obnoxious
- Naruto
- Kennen / Shen
- Sexy Jutsu
- Sneak Attacks
- Surprise Butt Secks
- cus Asian
- Better comics
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[Ommadawn]

Ninjas because they have super awesome spells and cosmics.