[EVENT] Complete the sentence(s)

[Steff]

It's time for another forum event! This is ''complete the sentence(s)''.
This is an short explanation of how this event goes ;
You will have a sentence with missing words, those words are replaced with low bars '' _______ ''.
You have to fill those words in your self and put any word you like instead of those bars.
Your goal is to have the best sentence(s) by making it original and funny.


Example sentence ;
Once upon a time there was a _____, who ate alot of ________ and got ___________.
Example answer ;
Once upon a time there was a wizard, who ate alot of pizza and got diarrhea

Rules :
You are allowed to post multiple times
You are not allowed to edit your original post it will be automaticly disquallified.
You are not allowed to go off-topic, this will be reported.
You are not allowed to comment on other people there post(s)
You are can only change one bar for one word, example ; ''the woman'' would be incorrect ''woman'' would be correct.

The sentence used for this event / format :

Ingame name ;
Sentences (fill the blanks in);
Once upon a time there was a _______, who always liked to _______ no matter where he was or what he was doing.
He would do it at the park, he would do it at the store, he would even do it at __________!

There will be 3 winners and they will each get 2 event points.
This event will end saturday the 28th of september.



This idea is based on •Ð ø † 's idea all credits go to him.

[Mex]

Once upon a time there was a kid , who always liked to troll no matter where he was or what he was doing.
He would do it at the park, he would do it at the store, he would even do it at FGUNZ!!!!!

IGN: ^DKing^AMeX^1

[Taint]

IGN:Taint

Once upon a time there was a king, who always liked to take royal shits no matter where he was or what he was doing.
He would do it at the park, he would do it at the store, he would even do it at the backyard!

gg no re

[Tomboii]

Ingame name ; Depeche
Sentences (fill the blanks in);
Once upon a time there was a weatherman, who always liked to rate the BBQ weather no matter where he was or what he was doing.
He would do it at the park, he would do it at the store, he would even do it at a random ****ing place to do the weather at!

[iReflex]

Once upon a time there was a farmer, who always liked to masturbate no matter where he was or what he was doing.
He would do it at the park, he would do it at the store, he would even do it at the graveyard!
IGN - ^1T^9emptation^1

[Opeth]

Ingame name ; Opeth
Sentences (fill the blanks in);
Once upon a time there was a pornmaster, who always liked to fap no matter where he was or what he was doing.
He would do it at the park, he would do it at the store, he would even do it at school!

[Dagz]

IGN : Dagz

Once apon a time there was a kid that was a king of his style, he wasent very good at it, his peseants were,
the peseants asked the king for a one-on-one for the crown, the king accepted so instead of him playing legit,
HE TURNED ON UNDERCLOCK AND GOT BANNED
so then the peasents didnt have crown and the king was banned.

now fill in the wrong spelled words

[Google]

Ingame name Agire ; Sentences (fill the blanks in); Once upon a time there was a trap, who always liked to fap no matter where he was or what he was doing. He would do it at the park, he would do it at the store, he would even do it at anyone!

Don't mind the grammar pls.

[Sonji]

Ingame name ; ^CS^9on^Cji^9
Sentences (fill the blanks in);
Once upon a time there was a Cat, who always liked to Log Onto Forums and Post no matter where he was or what he was doing.
He would do it at the park, he would do it at the store, he would even do it at Freestylers World

[Soulfire]

Ingame name ; Soulfire
Sentences (fill the blanks in);
Once upon a time there was a turtle, who always liked to squirtle no matter where he was or what he was doing.
He would do it at the park, he would do it at the store, he would even do it at dark just to do it once more!