O' Great Ben, why have you forsaken me?!
It was once said that you were the greatest amongst everyone, that you could annihilate whole towns and cities just by willing it with your mind, that panties would drop whenever you walked into a room and that you were only forcefully refraining yourself from easily getting the title of 'GM' simply 'cause the game would not be able to handle it and would implode.
But what is this I see right here? Do my eyes deceive me?
WHY HAS THIS PEASANT DEFEATED YOU IN COMBAT? ANSWER ME, WHY?
YOU WERE THE GREAT ONE, HOW COULD YOU LET HIM DO SUCH A THING TO YOU?
AND FOR HIM TO HUMILIATE YOU AS WELL, THIS JUST CANNOT BE.
Very well. What has happened has happened. There is no going back. You will not be able to stop this from happening. This very well may be the last that you hear of me.
Within the next 24 hours, if you do not claim victory over this peasant, I will gladly take my own life whilst pledging allegiance to Mex.
