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    Azuki's Avatar Dazed

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    Hello Freestylers!
    So as what the title says, show your most cheesy, most smooth af pick-up lines to whomever you want within the community. In about 3 days, 3 people who'll get the most votes/likes as the cheesiest and smooth af, will win coins.


    First Place - 50 c
    Second Place - 20 c

    and
    Third Place - 15 c


    Rules
    1 post per person only
    (but you can post 3 pick up line in 1 post.)

    Do not edit your post ok?
    That means before you post your pick-up line you have to be sure about it.

    Format
    The pickup line:
    IGN:



    Good luck, have fun and May the cheesiest, smoothest pick-up line win!


    PS: for questions, you can pm me directly.
    Last edited by Azuki; 09-10-2015 at 08:43 AM.

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    mhmd's Avatar Cycler

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    Notorious's Avatar Khangus Khan

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    The pick-up line;

    Me - How much does a polar bear weigh?
    Girl - Don't know
    Me - Enough to break the ice.

    Grab some ice cubes, approach a girl and throw them at the ground. "Now that the ice is broken, how about i buy you a drink"


    IGN - Notorious

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    Oculus's Avatar The Eye Above

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    Me: Gurl, are you a single mom?
    Gurl: No
    Me: Would you like to be?

    IGN: oculus

    ↓ Conspiracy tbh ↓
    Spoiler!

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    excuse my grammar i dont feel like to be formal most of the time

    im an astronaut and my next mission is to explore your an0s

    are you wi-fi cuz i can feel a conection

    are you a keyboard cuz you sure are my type

    there is fron-view, side-view and loview

    are you arab cuz you sure are the bomb (im arab myself no racism in that, we all should learn how to laugh at ourselves sometimes and those stereotype(s))

    my friend call me ahmed, but you can call me tonight

    give me your hand ill show you your future, here is my number on your hand, now there's your future

    are you from japan? cuz i wanna get into japanties

    im a superhero, know what type of of a man am i? yourman

    hey girl, tied your shoes just so you dont fall for anybody else

    you may fall from a tree or fall from a mountain but the best way to fall is in love with me

    are you a pokemon? because i'd love to throw my balls at you

    on a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9 and im the 1 you need

    IGN: Xan
    Last edited by Taint; 09-09-2015 at 05:43 PM. Reason: Changed IGN only with the permission from Croix

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    Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

    Are you jewish because you is-rae-li hot


    Me: How do you spell me

    hut gurl : m-e

    Me: you forgot the d ...

    hut gurl : theres no d in me?

    Me: not yet

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    μ

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    The pickup line: how do u like your eggs in the morning?
    fertilized?
    IGN: ^9mist^G

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    #Skull4Mod!

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    you *****s got no game lemme show you how you do this.

    The pickup line: bitch u the formula and im plankton, i need u.
    IGN: Skull/

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    Makarov's Avatar Good Samaritan

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    The pickup line: 1. My **** just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

    The pickup line: 2. I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

    The pickup line: 3. Can I have the secret code to get in telephonically through to you which means it will be yo beautiful ass number.
    ^This one has a 100% conversion rate.

    IGN: ^1M^Aak^2ar^3o^4v

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    Leon (GOD) < Dave

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    Alright bitches, stand back. I'ma show you how to REALLY do this.

    Yo U like gunz?

    Girl: Yeah!

    Are you lauren?

    Girl: No? Who's Lauren?

    Date me??? Plissssss?

    And close that deal ~

    Smooth af.

    P.S. I know I already won this thread but yo, I don't need your coins. Date me instead? Maybe? Plissss?
    Last edited by Fourth; 09-09-2015 at 06:46 PM.

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    Bitch you ain't allowed to FLEX. #ShireEmpire, #NOFLEXZONE #Shirenation
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    S/O TO LEO AKA DA LION KING, AKA BULBA SLAYA, AKA ISRAEL ELITE, AKA YUNG DETECTIVE, AKA LEO DA LION, AKA TORTURE SQUAD, AKA DA BAWSS, AKA I KNOW I OWE YOU 1000 COINS, AKA I STILL HAVEN'T REACHED LEVEL 99 YET, AKA SUPERHERO, AKA DEFENDER OF THE #SHIRE, AKA TERRORIST KILLAH, AKA I CANT BELIEVE YOUR AVATAR IS YOUR GF AND I WAS LIKE "*****, U FOR REAL?"

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