If I wanted to be president, would you elect me?
False promises:

1) An asian woman in every lap! If you a girl, you too!
2) World peace!
3) Everyone gets donors Except Warren. -.-
4) Alcohol and other substances would readily be available on a daily basis
5) Sun never goes down, unless it's a romantic moment er sumfin.
6) Pay me 1,000 dollas and I'll upgrade you CPU 4 FREEE!!!!FREE.
7) I'm not Wowus.