Originally Posted by twist View Post
if i wanted to be president, would you elect me? :d
false promises:

1) an asian woman in every lap! If you a girl, you too!
2) world peace!
3) everyone gets donors :d except warren. -.-
4) alcohol and other substances would readily be available on a daily basis
5) sun never goes down, unless it's a romantic moment er sumfin.
6) pay me 1,000 dollas and i'll upgrade you cpu 4 freee!!!!free.
7) i'm not wowus.

GET@ME you drunk boy <3