I thought we were supposed to post suggestions here and not throw around banter and shit talk.
How about.. we 1v1 glad, and I'll use a 30 dmg dagger with full tank. And you roll a standard glad setup of rusty sword and 150hp/ap. Don't worry, I wont be touching W.
You may see the problem after the first few rounds.
On the real:
Normalized damage to go along with the Vanilla tag sound good. I still support Sword only options, but if daggers wanna be on the same playing field thats fine.