Hot damn yeah, I'm familiar with wine, but definitely no guru. It seems like I might have to go manually add a few things to wine if I want it to work at all.
That being said, I just tried running it with the "brew" (4.0) wine, and while it installed correctly and the launcher works fine, it gets problems with bcrypt. "Key_asymetrical not supported on Mac" or something like that.
I also tried running it on an Ubuntu VM, and that time it seems like you guys don't allow VMs at all. Not sure if there's some settings I could tweak to get past that, but I guess it might be bannable in any case.
Thank you though, I guess it's possible if I really put the time to go through and fix all the tid-bits. I'm not going to hold my breath though.