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    Originally Posted by Bulba View Post
    Gods?
    Christianity believes in the ******* which is
    God, Jesus(Son of God), and The Holy Spirit.

    You obviously know NOTHING about Christianity.

    You want a little story buddy?:

    An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.

    He asks one of his new students to stand and .....

    Prof: So you believe in God?
    Student: Absolutely, sir.

    Prof: Is God good?
    Student: Sure.

    Prof: Is God all-powerful?
    Student: Yes.

    Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm? (Student is silent.)

    Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fellow. Is God good?
    Student: Yes.

    Prof: Is Satan good?
    Student: No.

    Prof: Where does Satan come from?
    Student: From...God...

    Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
    Student: Yes.

    Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
    Student: Yes.

    Prof: So who created evil?
    Student does not answer.

    Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
    Student: Yes, sir.

    Prof: So, who created them?
    Student has no answer.

    Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
    Student: No, sir.

    Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
    Student: No, sir.

    Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
    Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

    Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
    Student: Yes.

    Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
    Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.

    Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

    Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
    Prof: Yes.

    Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
    Prof: Yes.

    Student: No sir. There isn't.
    (The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

    Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a
    word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
    (There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

    Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
    Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

    Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?

    Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
    Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

    Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
    Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.

    To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

    Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

    Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

    Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)

    Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain? (The class breaks out into laughter.)

    Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

    (The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)

    Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.

    Student: That is it sir... The link between man & god is FAITH. That
    is all that keeps things moving & alive.


    SMD. Absorb.
    Old story, stop copying bullshit stories from websites. How is your point relevant to what I'm talking about the translation error? that's what I thought, Jesus isn't a God.

    Smc, stop begging Kim Hyun Joong now and sit down.

    "Prof: Is Satan good?
    Student: No.

    Prof: Where does Satan come from?
    Student: From...God...

    Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
    Student: Yes.

    Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
    Student: Yes.

    Prof: So who created evil?
    Student does not answer.

    Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
    Student: Yes, sir. "

    Nice contradiction to what you said about "God is good" if God was so good, why is there so much cruelty and suffering? don't give me "It's all a test till judgement day" LOL.
    Last edited by Absorb; 06-11-2011 at 06:23 PM.

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    Originally Posted by Weredeer View Post
    ever heard of dissections? lolol
    Lol. Did the teacher ever do it? How does he prove that he has a brain? Did he do a dissection on himself?

    Originally Posted by Absorb View Post
    Old story, stop copying bullshit stories from websites. How is your point relevant to what I'm talking about the translation error? that's what I thought, Jesus isn't a God.

    Smc, stop begging Kim Hyun Joong now and sit down.
    If Jesus isn't God, what is he?

    bringing racism in here? You're cool.

    Originally Posted by Absorb View Post
    Old story, stop copying bullshit stories from websites. How is your point relevant to what I'm talking about the translation error? that's what I thought, Jesus isn't a God.

    Smc, stop begging Kim Hyun Joong now and sit down.

    "Prof: Is Satan good?
    Student: No.

    Prof: Where does Satan come from?
    Student: From...God...

    Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
    Student: Yes.

    Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
    Student: Yes.

    Prof: So who created evil?
    Student does not answer.

    Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
    Student: Yes, sir. "

    Nice contradiction to what you said about "God is good" if God was so good, why is there so much cruelty and suffering? don't give me "It's all a test till judgement day" LOL.
    LOL. God is Holy. THE ONLY REASON WHY THERE IS EVIL AND SUFFERING is because our SEPARATION FROM GOD. The Bible said that without God, we are in total darkness and blinded.
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    Originally Posted by Bulba View Post
    Lol. Did the teacher ever do it? How does he prove that he has a brain? Did he do a dissection on himself?



    If Jesus isn't God, what is he?

    bringing racism in here? You're cool.
    Where do you see racism? that's what I thought.

    He was the SON of God, since when was a God given birth to? oh right, that's what I thought, God must of been a helpless baby when he was young, thought he was all powerful.

    Tbh, I don't believe in any of this, I'm Agnostic, I don't believe in God/Gods.

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    believe in what you want to believe me, but don't bother me with it.

    Fuking extremists.
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    Originally Posted by Absorb View Post
    Where do you see racism? that's what I thought.

    He was the SON of God, since when was God given birth to? oh right, that's what I thought.

    Tbh, I don't believe in any of this, I'm Agnostic, I don't believe in God/Gods.
    Bringing Kim Hyun Joong? That isn't racist? You're dumber than I thought.
    He was the Son of God? So when was it a one time thing? Lmao. Fail Contradiction.
    Dumbass. God doesn't go through human birth.

    If your Agnostic, then why try to attack a religion? Nothing better to do with your life?

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    Originally Posted by Bulba View Post
    Lol. Did the teacher ever do it? How does he prove that he has a brain? Did he do a dissection on himself?
    im saying its possible to PROVE he has a brain, its impossible to prove there is a god.

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    Originally Posted by Bulba View Post
    Lol. Did the teacher ever do it? How does he prove that he has a brain? Did he do a dissection on himself?



    If Jesus isn't God, what is he?

    bringing racism in here? You're cool.



    LOL. God is Holy. THE ONLY REASON WHY THERE IS EVIL AND SUFFERING is because our SEPARATION FROM GOD. The Bible said that without God, we are in total darkness and blinded.
    That's cool and all. But what the bible said does not have to be true. Point is we believe in different things, some are just a lot easier to prove.

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    If god is real and he made us, Why did he make the Apendix? I know it helps us fight off Diseases, But why did he make it a Potential killer?

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    Originally Posted by Weredeer View Post
    im saying its possible to PROVE he has a brain, its impossible to prove there is a god.
    It's possible but he didn't do it.. so assuming is still faith that he has it?
    It's believing that there is a God through faith.

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    Originally Posted by Bulba View Post
    Bringing Kim Hyun Joong? That isn't racist? You're dumber than I thought.
    He was the Son of God? So when was it a one time thing? Lmao. Fail Contradiction.
    Dumbass. God doesn't go through human birth.

    If your Agnostic, then why try to attack a religion? Nothing better to do with your life?
    LOOOOL, you're so dumb, how is bringing up KHY being racist? you're sooo dumb I'm laughing hard LOL. Do you even know what racism is?

    I'm attacking religion? at least I'm not trying to bum lick to the max but looking at all theories and such, nothing better to do with your life than sticking with one view?

    Don't talk to me if you don't know the differences between "Your" and "You're"
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