Cody/Swastika more like swagstika/Gnan/SportDaSword/Legendarytoptier/#600/#mechanics/#swagmeister420/#ChosenOne/6oblin more like 600oblin
My mom's purse is far richer than your whole life and you're just jealous; fuk outa my face haters -Cody 2k14
Cody's Jedi training by master Cerb3rus himself to stop the reign of AfterBurned
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Scientists argue that one night, SportDaMama went out with her BFFs for midnight sushi and bought 1k gucci handbags, then suddenly when she pulls out her credit card and goes "CALIFORNIA MAKI'S ON ME, B****ES" and goes to check out, she sees her credit card doesn't work. Suddenly her female's intuition sparked an undeniable fact. That fact is that cody had stolen her purse and went to the nearest gas station and bought 30x20 of paybycash coupons. That'll be a f*cking lot of DiGiornio's rising crust for the night. Cody was planning to pay randy 2.1k of dollars for lessons and spars. One day, Cody was like "Yo, broski. I'mma go steal my mum's purse and rush to the gas station as fast as I lose, BUT after this spar k?". Randy replied with a well thought "Fine, whatever idc". After the 50 round spar with a score of 50-0 cody pressed the ready button and randy asks "Weren't you gonna rush to the gas station at the speed of light"? Cody replies with a mute unready, block on skype and going on alts. Luckily, Randy knew he was being stalked by cody for free public room fights because of his IP tracer.
tl;dr Cody = epic lulz
ps: Even AB laughed
pps: The cody acting tough now, not even a year ago was the cody I just mentioned so GG.